Diva Jedi

Yes! I OWN that eye roll.

Because I was the goldfish.

classifiedhumanity:

May 16th, 1979

LOL! Always wear your girdle, girls.

meme-meme:

This you should do.

The fourth is strong in this one.

Lisping or otherwise.

There are a few things…

That we say we don’t do. For example, Chuck doesn’t crawl under houses. He just doesn’t. He will do many extraordinary (to me) things, but not that.

So yesterday when a pungent, foul, odor took over the office, he shut the door, turned on the air purifier and decided to just wait it out.

I pleaded and begged for him to find the dead thing whose decomposition was befouling our house to no avail.

Then he gets the Beta version of Diablo 3 and, suddenly he’s ready to do anything, including suiting up in layers and rubber gloves to find the dead offender.

Bless you, Computer Game, Bless You.

Chuck: do you think vampires are going to attack tonight?

For in the end, we are all amalgams: of our past lives and present, of 1970 somethin' and today, mommies and daddies and lovers and teachers, brothers and sinners and survivors and whores, Southerners and Westerners and Christians and Magicians--and that thump--that thump--is the beat of all that we are. Hell. Yeah. »

All hail grammatical goodness!